Assistant in village shop first thing this morning: 'I saw you down the market, Saturday.'
Me: 'Oh did you? Did I walk past with my nose in the air?'
Assistant: 'No. You were looking at books.'
Ha ha ha!
Just heard this news on the radio. I've known that voice all my life.
Milton Jones. Hurrah for something in the 6.30 Radio 4 comedy slot that I actually find funny. I tend to like the wordy, densely scripted programmes…
Ot is it? Is this a cliff hanger? Although I've heard every episode, this story line has been as incomprehensible to me as the ploughing contest.…